'Saturday Night Live' mocked Jeff Bezos and his "small potatoes" manhood in this week's cold open featuring 'Chuck Todd,' played by cast member Kyle Mooney, as host of NBC's 'Meet the Press.' Bezos' penis was referred to as "splotchy" and "patchy" in the six-minute segment.
Eugene Robinson (Kenan Thompson), Peggy Noonan (Cecily Strong) and Donna Brazile (Leslie Jones) debate what Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' penis looks like in stolen texts on Meet the Press.
"You're all highly respected journalists, so when all is said and done, what do you think Jeff Bezos' penis is going to look like?" SNL's Chuck Todd asked. "I know normally high-minded journalists wouldn't talk about something like this but it does involve the richest man in America and the president."
"As a journalist, this is not something I ever thought I'd have to cover, but as a human, I'm curious. I'll make them into hilarious memes and send them to all of my friends," said WaPo columnist 'Eugene Robinson' played by Keenan Thompson.
“As a journalist, this is not something I ever thought I’d have to cover, but as a human, I’m curious,” Thompson’s Robinson said. “I’ll make them into hilarious memes and send them to all of my friends.”
"When I hear billionaire’s penis, I immediately think small potatoes," said Cecily Strong, as Wall Street Journal columnist Peggy Noonan. "Like they say, 'If it's small and looks funny, you better have the money, honey.'"