HBO's Bill Maher had a message for Trump supporters, or 'Trumpsters,' as he called them in the final new rule segment on Friday's show where he gave a monologue on why The Wall isn't needed. Maher said it will not help with employment and it is not feasible to build, but that The Wall lives on the heart of every Trump supporter.
"You don't need it, because everything that wall represents, the bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia, is already in your heart," Maher said.
"The Wall will not help with employment, it's not feasible to build, and even Trump knows it's bullshit," he said. "And if all of that isn't enough to deter you, let me add this Trumpsters, you don't need it, because everything that wall represents, the bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia, is already in your heart."
Maher even took a jab at FOX News' Tucker Carlson, saying The Wall is there "every time you're Tucker Carlson."
BILL MAHER: The problem is Trump fans don't want a fence, or a river, or a virtual barrier, they want a fucking wall! Because a wall represents an impregnable barrier that keeps out not just Mexicans but everything that makes them feel antsy about 'the old America that's slipping away.'
'The Wall, it's like one of those prescriptions drugs that blocks the causes of your discomfort. Yes, now there's Mexigone. Mexigone has been clinically proven to reduce the pain caused by foreigners entering the country illegally. Mexigone works with your natural gullibility to construct a wall that keeps immigrants from shithole countries out and good-paying jobs in so you can back cleaning your guns and sending out Facebook memes of Hillary getting hit with a golf ball.'
Except, it doesn't work that way. Most illegals don't even cross the border, they come here the same way you got back from Cabo. They catch a flight and then they just stay. Like that Australian on your couch.
Even Trump admitted The Wall was bogus when he was caught on tape to a call to Mexico's president saying the wall is the least important thing we are talking about. It was always just an applause line that got out of hand.
So there you have it: The Wall will not help with employment, it's not feasible to build, and even Trump knows it's bullshit. And if all of that isn't enough to deter you, let me add this Trumpsters, you don't need it, because everything that wall represents, the bigotry, the racism, the ignorance, the paranoia, is already in your heart.
Yes, The Wall has been inside you the whole time. Trump just brought it out because he's the jackass whisperer. But you don't need it. Every time you vote for a child molester because the other choice is a Democrat, The Wall is there. Every time you feel rage because a voice recording says, 'for Spanish press 2,' The Wall is there. It's there when you begin a Facebook post with, 'I'm not a racist, but.' And it's there every time a unisex bathroom makes you hold it until you get home. It's there when snow makes you deny global warming. And it's there at the ballgame when 2 gays on the kiss cam make you throw up in your mouth.
Every time you use air quotes when you say the word "college," The Wall is there. It's there when you use Jew as a verb. And it's there every time you're Tucker Carlson. So you don't need a wall because, you see, even without it you're still the grumpy asshole who ruins Thanksgiving.