Following the Harvey Weinstein scandal, Samantha Bee delivers a message to the "creeps of Hollywood" on her TBS program
Listen up creeps of Hollywood, we know who you are. Weinstein isn't the only cool Democrat lurking in film festival hotels waiting to play a jolly masturbation prank. Women talk to each other. And we talk to journalists. And we talk to lawyers. It's 2017, we don't have to put up with this shit. We are coming for you. Talk to every woman you work with like she has The New York Times on speed dial. Well, I guess it took The Times a little while to take care of business. Okay. Talk to every woman like she has me on speed dial.
Bee delivers a 'PSA' on showing your penis in public:
"Fellas, I’m a big comedy star slash Hollywood executive, and I’ve found that it’s quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees. In fact, it’s one of the easiest things I don’t do. Every day, I wake up, get dressed, take the subway to work, and then don’t masturbate in front of anyone," Bee said.
"Next time you get the urge to masturbate, just ask yourself, ‘Am I in front of an employee or a colleague?’ And if the answer is yes, don’t. Just don’t. And also, while I have you here, men, I’m sorry to break this to you, but your dick is ugly. No one wants to see your dick in any context. Even the straightest, horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside her without her having to look at it, so definitely don’t show it to strangers," the host told her audience.
"Don't masturbate in front of people who haven't specifically asked you to, and even then, stop and ask yourself what is our power dynamic? Is there a chance in hell that this person might only be agreeing to see my hideous dick out of fear for their career? If so, make a good business choice and keep your business in your pants. Good talk, guys!" Bee concluded.