SNL Cold Open: Trump Mercilessly Mocks "Little Girl Loser" Jeb Bush


SNL hits the Republican field in their cold open.

"Mr. Bush, go ahead and say out loud what you've been quietly muttering to yourself," says "Wolf Blitzer."

"Trump! I mean. This guy's the chaos candidate," screams their Jeb Bush impression. "Am I right? The Chaos! Is he even real? Nah, man."

"Jeb's a very nice man," responds the Trump character. "But he is basically a little girl. Folks this is true, I got a hold of Jeb's birth certificate, full disclosure, his real name is Jeborah."

"That's not true!" screams "Jeb."

"Jeborah, Jeborah, Jeborah," laughs the chaos candidate.

"Hey, that's not my name."

"Yeah? Jeborah, losers say what?"

"What? Oh Dang it. No!"

Donald Trump (Darrell Hammond), Sen. Ted Cruz (Taran Killam), Dr. Ben Carson (Jay Pharoah), Sen. Marco Rubio (Pete Davidson), Gov. Jeb Bush (Beck Bennett), Carly Fiorina (Cecily Strong), Sen. Rand Paul (Kyle Mooney) and Gov. Chris Christie (Bobby Moynihan) debate in Las Vegas.

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