Ted Cruz cracks jokes about President Obama at the Value Voters Summit on Friday morning.
First up, the teleprompter president: "So I gotta ask," he says as he steps onto the stage next to two teleprompters. "What are these things?"
"Is Barack Obama coming?"
Next on the target list, the president's ego: "Yesterday, Pope Francis was in Washington. Wonderful to welcome him here, but the press conference was a little bit awkward. Because every time the reporters addressed a question to 'his holiness,' Barack Obama answered."
Finally: "And today, the president of China, President Xi, is in town. Media all over the world are reporting on this historic meeting of the world's most powerful communist... And the President of China."