No Joke: Former Sen. Arlen Specter Does Political Stand-Up Comedy
Find a few jokes from his act below. Some of the jokes are NSFW.
“I called Clinton up on his 65th birthday and I said, ‘Bill, congratulations on being 65. How do you feel?’ He said, ‘Arlen, I feel like a teenager. The problem is, I can’t find one.’â€
“Herman Cain has had really quite a checkered career. Nine, nine and nine, and more women came out of the woodwork than there was wood. And what people don’t know is that Cain had had a long-standing problem since he was an adolescent. No matter how hard his teachers tried, they couldn’t persuade Herman Cain that ‘harass’ was one word.â€



