So much for that idea. South Carolina Democrats, who were considering whether funnyman Stephen Colbert is a legitimate Democrat, nationally viable and has campaigned in the Palmetto State, have rejected his attempt to get on the ballot, Politico reports. It is unclear what the comedian's next step will be, though he could potentially run as an independent on the general election ballot.

We imagine South Carolina Democrats will merit a mention on either tonight's Threat Down or a place next to bears in Colbert's heart.