You like nice, concise analysis? Here's Orin Judd summing up Rudy Giuliani's presidential prospects in 21 words:

He can't run in IA, can't beat McCain in NH and then is a non-starter in SC. He won't run.

How about a nice, 54-word movie review? Try Louis Wittig in the Daily Standard:

There's almost nothing you need to know about the movie Snakes on a Plane that you didn't get from the title. Samuel L. Jackson gets on a trans-Pacific flight. A few hundred poisonous snakes get loose in the cabin. Samuel L. Jackson handles it in a way that Richard Gere probably wouldn't have. The end.